Monday, April 2, 2007

Ever Feel Like You've Been Cheated?

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This son of a bitch cannot act his way out of rice paper envelope. We spent over 2 hours, $16 and brain cells trying to force ourselves to sit through his "acting" in the debacle known as Zodiac. The film looks gorgeous, Robert Downey Jr. is as stunning as ever, Mark Ruffalo put some life into a shell of a character but the biggest insult of all is that the audience was supposed to give a shit about some half-baked "Chariot of the Gods"-level mess by a cartoonist-cum-true crime investigator played by steroid-popping, Lance Armstrong-stroking JAKIE GYLENHAAL. Who, by the way, cannot act his way out of a rice paper envelope.


  1. ooooh, but I wouldn't throw him out of bed :)

  2. I am sure he'd play Ultimate with you! ; )

  3. heh heh heh --

    would you two like to come over for dinner on Monday evening? I'm having a few people over ... cooking something chickenish