Plush Club Beatdown?

So the Commercial Appeal writes that Robert Dozier of my U of M Tigers may be arrested for THIS.

Please don't let it be so.

I feel like the photo to the left when considering how wayward this final season of the The Wire is going. My pal A.S. Earles got it on the money when he said it had been ‘Bruckheimerized’ or ‘Wolfed’, even though he considers these verbs to be woefully inadequate.